Biggest Slut at the Denver Airport Shirt Illuminati Baggage Claim Tee
$19.99
Biggest Slut at the Denver Airport Shirt Illuminati Baggage Claim Tee B
Sizing Chart
1. Custom Ultra Cotton T-Shirt:
- 6.1-ounce, 100% cotton
- Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem; Roomy Unisex Fit
- Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Decoration type: Digital Print or Screen Print (based on design & quantity)
- Made by Gildan®
- 3.7 oz., 65% polyester, 35% viscose; 30 singles
- Racerback with sheering at seam; sideseamed merrowed bottom hem
- Easy, drapey fit
- Decoration type: Digital Print or Screen Print (based on design & quantity)
- Made by Bella + Canvas
3. Pullover Hoodie 8 oz:
- 8 oz 50/50 cotton/poly
- Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
- Decoration type: Digital Print or Screen Print (based on design & quantity)
- Made by Gildan.
4. Next Level Ladies' Boyfriend Tee:
- 4.3 oz, 100% combed ring-spun cotton jersey; Fabric laundered
- Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; 32 singles for extreme softness
- Slim Fit, please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
- Decoration type: Digital Print or Screen Print (based on design & quantity)
- Made by Next Level
- 6.0 oz.; 100% preshrunk cotton; Sport Grey is 90/10 Dark Heather is 50/50
- Narrow 5/8 inch seamless collar
- Ladies' fit with shorter body length and tapered sleeves
- Decoration type: Digital Print or Screen Print (based on design & quantity)
- Made by Gildan
- 6.1-ounce, 100% cotton
- Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem; Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details
- Decoration type: Digital Print or Screen Print (based on design & quantity)
- Made by Gildan®
- 100% cotton
- Banded neck and armholes; Double-needle hem
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester, Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Decoration type: Digital Print or Screen Print (based on design & quantity)
- Made by Gildan®
8. Next Level Premium Short Sleeve Tee:
- 4.3 oz, 100% combed cotton jersey
- Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; Fabric laundered
- 32 singles for extreme softness; 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Decoration type: Digital Print or Screen Print (based on design & quantity)
- Made by Next Level
- 8 oz; 50% cotton/50% polyester
- Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
- 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
- Decoration type: Digital Print or Screen Print (based on design & quantity)
- Made by Gildan
- 100% polyester, 3.8-ounce
- Removable tag for comfort
- Double-needle sleeves and hem
- Decoration type: Digital Print
- Made by Sport-Tek®
- 5.3 oz, 100% cotton preshrunk jersey knit
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Seamless double-needle 1/2 inch collar; Tearaway label; Missy contoured silhouette with side seam
- Decoration Type: Digital Print
- Made by Gildan®
- Preshrunk 4.3 oz, 50% polyester/25% cotton/25% rayon jersey
- 32 singles for extreme softness
- Set-in 1x1 tri-blend baby rib collar with front cover-stitch
- Decoration type: Digital Print
- Made by Next Level
- 4.5-ounce, 100% ring spun combed cotton
- Heathers are 40/60 cotton/poly
- Semi-fitted silhouette with side seam
- Decoration type: Digital Print
- Made by Anvil
15. District Unisex (Short Sleeve Shirt) + District Womens Shirt
16. Distric Men's Tank Top + District Womens Tank Top
17. Canvas Unisex + District Unisex (Long Sleeve Shirt)
18. Unisex Hoodie + District Women's V-Nech Shirt
19. Canvas Unisex (Tank Top) + District Youth (Short Sleeved Shirt)
All Over Singlet Sizing Chart
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Chest (inches) | 28-32 | 30-32 | 32-34 | 36-38 | 40-42 | 44-46 |
| Waist (inches) | 24-34 | 25-26 | 27-28 | 30-32 | 33-35 | 36-38 |
You’ve heard the rumors: underground bunkers, lizard people, secret societies. But they forgot to mention you, the real danger lurking at Gate C69.
Whether you’re seducing TSA agents or whispering sweet nothings to the horse with glowing red eyes (Blucifer knows what you did), this shirt is for the frequent flyer with zero shame and maximum mystery.
💼 Features:
- Soft, breathable cotton for staying comfy while being detained for ✨vibes✨
- Bold lettering that lets the DIA murals know you’re not scared — you’re horny
- Perfect for layovers, chaos, and flirting with flight attendants named Chad
🛫 Wear it to:
- Airport bars
- Secret tunnels beneath the baggage claim
- Conspiracy theory meetups
- Your next Illuminati initiation
👽 Let the people know:
The aliens? The Freemasons? The time-traveling lizard elites?
They could never.
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- Production Time: All orders are processed within 5 - 7 business days.
- Processing Time: It takes 1 - 2 days to ship your order to our warehouse, put your name and address on it and ship out.
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere from 7 - 15 business days (depending on the shipping method you chose) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed.
- Shipping Cost:
- The Standard shipping price is $4.99 (4-7 business days).
- Order over $49.99 for our FREE SHIPPING
- Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
- Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number with the confirmation email so that you can track the package online.
- If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us.
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