Biggest Slut At MoMA Shirt Art Hoe Energy, Museum Edition Tee
Biggest Slut At MoMA Shirt Art Hoe Energy, Museum Edition Tee
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Size Chart (US)
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve Center Back | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | |
| S | 28 | 71.1 | 18 | 45.7 | 15.6 | 39.7 |
| M | 29 | 73.6 | 20 | 50.8 | 17.9 | 45.4 |
| L | 30 | 76.2 | 22 | 55.9 | 18.0 | 45.7 |
| XL | 31 | 78.7 | 24 | 60.9 | 20.6 | 52.4 |
| 2XL | 32 | 81.3 | 26 | 66.0 | 22.1 | 56.2 |
| 3XL | 33 | 83.8 | 28 | 71.1 | 23.4 | 59.4 |
| 4XL | 34 | 86.3 | 30 | 76.2 | 24.9 | 63.2 |
| 5XL | 35 | 88.9 | 32 | 81.3 | 26.4 | 67.0 |
| Size | Length | Width (Laid Flat) | Sleeve Centre Back | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | |
| S | 25.5 | 64.8 | 17.25 | 43.8 | 13.25 | 33.6 |
| M | 26 | 66.0 | 19.25 | 48.9 | 14 | 35.6 |
| L | 27 | 68.6 | 21.25 | 54.0 | 14.75 | 37.5 |
| XL | 28 | 71.1 | 23.25 | 59.0 | 15.75 | 40.0 |
| 2XL | 28.5 | 72.3 | 25.25 | 64.1 | 16.75 | 42.52 |
| 3XL | 29 | 73.6 | 27.25 | 69.2 | 17.5 | 44.45 |
| Size | Body Length | Chest Width | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| In | Cm | In | Cm | |
| S | 24.25 | 61.6 | 16 | 40.64 |
| M | 24.625 | 62.55 | 16.75 | 42.55 |
| L | 25.125 | 63.82 | 17.75 | 45.09 |
| XL | 25.625 | 65.09 | 18.75 | 47.63 |
| 2XL | 26.125 | 66.36 | 19.75 | 50.17 |
| Size | Body Length | Chest Width (Laid Flat) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | |
| XS | 26 | 66.0 | 16.25 | 41.3 |
| S | 27 | 68.6 | 18.25 | 46.3 |
| M | 28 | 71.1 | 20.25 | 51.4 |
| L | 29 | 73.6 | 22.25 | 56.5 |
| XL | 30 | 76.2 | 24.25 | 61.6 |
| 2XL | 31 | 78.7 | 26.25 | 66.7 |
| Size | Length | Chest (Laid Flat) | Sleeve (From Center Back) | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Inch | Centimeter | Inch | Centimeter | Inch | Centimeter | |
| S | 27 | 68.6 | 20 | 50.8 | 33.5 | 85.1 |
| M | 28 | 71.1 | 22 | 55.9 | 34.5 | 87.6 |
| L | 29 | 73.6 | 24 | 60.9 | 35.5 | 90.2 |
| XL | 30 | 76.2 | 26 | 66.0 | 36.5 | 92.7 |
| 2XL | 31 | 78.7 | 28 | 71.1 | 37.5 | 95.2 |
| 3XL | 32 | 81.3 | 30 | 76.2 | 38.5 | 97.8 |
| 4XL | 33 | 83.8 | 32 | 81.3 | 39.5 | 100.3 |
| 5XL | 34 | 86.3 | 34 | 86.3 | 40.5 | 102.8 |
| Size | Length | Chest (Laid Flat) | Sleeve (From Center Back) | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | |
| S | 27 | 68.6 | 20 | 50.8 | 33.5 | 85.1 |
| M | 28 | 71.1 | 22 | 55.9 | 34.5 | 87.6 |
| L | 29 | 73.6 | 24 | 60.9 | 35.5 | 90.2 |
| XL | 30 | 76.2 | 26 | 66.0 | 36.5 | 92.7 |
| 2XL | 31 | 78.7 | 28 | 71.1 | 37.5 | 95.2 |
| 3XL | 32 | 81.3 | 30 | 76.2 | 38.5 | 97.8 |
| 4XL | 33 | 83.8 | 32 | 81.2 | 39.5 | 100.3 |
| 5XL | 34 | 86.3 | 34 | 86.3 | 40.5 | 102.9 |
| Size | Length | Chest (Laid Flat) | Sleeve (From Center Back) | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | |
| S | 28 | 71.1 | 18 | 45.7 | 32.5 | 82.55 |
| M | 29 | 73.6 | 20 | 50.8 | 34 | 86.36 |
| L | 30 | 76.2 | 22 | 55.9 | 35.5 | 90.17 |
| XL | 31 | 78.7 | 24 | 60.9 | 37 | 94 |
| 2XL | 32 | 81.3 | 26 | 66.0 | 38.5 | 97.8 |
| 3XL | 33 | 83.8 | 28 | 71.1 | 38.5 | 97.8 |
| Size | Length | Chest (Laid Flat) | Sleeve Center Back | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | |
| YXS | 20.5 | 52.07 | 16 | 40.64 | 13.25 | 33.65 |
| YS | 22.0 | 55.9 | 17 | 43.2 | 14.25 | 36.2 |
| YM | 23.5 | 59.7 | 18 | 45.7 | 15.25 | 38.7 |
| YL | 25.0 | 63.5 | 19 | 48.2 | 16.25 | 41.3 |
| XL | 26.5 | 67.3 | 20 | 50.8 | 17.25 | 43.81 |
She came for the Rothko, stayed for the risqué glances in the sculpture garden.
Whether you’re whispering sweet nothings in front of a Warhol or getting side-eyed in the Picasso wing, this shirt says you’re not just appreciating modern art — you’re making it.
Flirty, fearless, and fully committed to causing a scene at every exhibit, this tee is your ticket to becoming the most iconic installation at the MoMA.
🖼️ Features:
- Museum-grade cotton (soft enough to nap on a gallery bench)
- Bold typography that screams “I have opinions about postmodernism”
- Ideal for breaking hearts and art world conventions
🗽 Wear it to:
- First dates at MoMA
- Gallery openings with free wine
- Intense eye contact in front of the Jackson Pollock
🎨 Let the art world know:
You’re not just part of the exhibition — you are the exhibition.
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