Don’t Take My Food Dyes Shirt Funny Don’t Tread On Me Parody Tee
$19.99
Don’t Take My Food Dyes Shirt Funny Don’t Tread On Me Parody Tee
Sizing Chart
1. Custom Ultra Cotton T-Shirt:
- 6.1-ounce, 100% cotton
- Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem; Roomy Unisex Fit
- Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Decoration type: Digital Print or Screen Print (based on design & quantity)
- Made by Gildan®
- 3.7 oz., 65% polyester, 35% viscose; 30 singles
- Racerback with sheering at seam; sideseamed merrowed bottom hem
- Easy, drapey fit
- Decoration type: Digital Print or Screen Print (based on design & quantity)
- Made by Bella + Canvas
3. Pullover Hoodie 8 oz:
- 8 oz 50/50 cotton/poly
- Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
- Decoration type: Digital Print or Screen Print (based on design & quantity)
- Made by Gildan.
4. Next Level Ladies' Boyfriend Tee:
- 4.3 oz, 100% combed ring-spun cotton jersey; Fabric laundered
- Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; 32 singles for extreme softness
- Slim Fit, please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
- Decoration type: Digital Print or Screen Print (based on design & quantity)
- Made by Next Level
- 6.0 oz.; 100% preshrunk cotton; Sport Grey is 90/10 Dark Heather is 50/50
- Narrow 5/8 inch seamless collar
- Ladies' fit with shorter body length and tapered sleeves
- Decoration type: Digital Print or Screen Print (based on design & quantity)
- Made by Gildan
- 6.1-ounce, 100% cotton
- Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem; Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details
- Decoration type: Digital Print or Screen Print (based on design & quantity)
- Made by Gildan®
- 100% cotton
- Banded neck and armholes; Double-needle hem
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester, Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Decoration type: Digital Print or Screen Print (based on design & quantity)
- Made by Gildan®
8. Next Level Premium Short Sleeve Tee:
- 4.3 oz, 100% combed cotton jersey
- Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; Fabric laundered
- 32 singles for extreme softness; 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Decoration type: Digital Print or Screen Print (based on design & quantity)
- Made by Next Level
- 8 oz; 50% cotton/50% polyester
- Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
- 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
- Decoration type: Digital Print or Screen Print (based on design & quantity)
- Made by Gildan
- 100% polyester, 3.8-ounce
- Removable tag for comfort
- Double-needle sleeves and hem
- Decoration type: Digital Print
- Made by Sport-Tek®
- 5.3 oz, 100% cotton preshrunk jersey knit
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Seamless double-needle 1/2 inch collar; Tearaway label; Missy contoured silhouette with side seam
- Decoration Type: Digital Print
- Made by Gildan®
- Preshrunk 4.3 oz, 50% polyester/25% cotton/25% rayon jersey
- 32 singles for extreme softness
- Set-in 1x1 tri-blend baby rib collar with front cover-stitch
- Decoration type: Digital Print
- Made by Next Level
- 4.5-ounce, 100% ring spun combed cotton
- Heathers are 40/60 cotton/poly
- Semi-fitted silhouette with side seam
- Decoration type: Digital Print
- Made by Anvil
15. District Unisex (Short Sleeve Shirt) + District Womens Shirt
16. Distric Men's Tank Top + District Womens Tank Top
17. Canvas Unisex + District Unisex (Long Sleeve Shirt)
18. Unisex Hoodie + District Women's V-Nech Shirt
19. Canvas Unisex (Tank Top) + District Youth (Short Sleeved Shirt)
All Over Singlet Sizing Chart
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Chest (inches) | 28-32 | 30-32 | 32-34 | 36-38 | 40-42 | 44-46 |
| Waist (inches) | 24-34 | 25-26 | 27-28 | 30-32 | 33-35 | 36-38 |
This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a declaration of synthetic independence.
Inspired by that iconic rattlesnake flag, this tee boldly defends your right to snack on glowing gummies, fluorescent slushies, and cereal that doubles as a chemistry experiment.
“Don’t take my food dyes” is the new battle cry for the artificially flavored and unapologetically chaotic.
Whether you’re red dye #40 loyal or blue #1 ride-or-die, this is your uniform.
🐍 Features:
- Soft, all-natural cotton (unlike your diet)
- Graphic print with liberty and lemon-lime flavor for all
- Perfect for patriots of processed snacks
🥤 Wear it to:
- Gas station soda fountain pilgrimages
- Grocery store candy aisles
- Late-night snack raids
- Dietitian appointments (ironically, of course)
🧃 Let the world know:
They can take your carbs… but they’ll never take your colors.
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🏷️ Tags:
#DontTreadOnSnacks #SnackRights #PatrioticPreservatives #GasStationLiberty #FoodColorFreedom #ChemicallyIndependent #MunchieMilitia
- Production Time: All orders are processed within 5 - 7 business days.
- Processing Time: It takes 1 - 2 days to ship your order to our warehouse, put your name and address on it and ship out.
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere from 7 - 15 business days (depending on the shipping method you chose) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed.
- Shipping Cost:
- The Standard shipping price is $4.99 (4-7 business days).
- Order over $49.99 for our FREE SHIPPING
- Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
- Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number with the confirmation email so that you can track the package online.
- If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us.
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