You Can Have My Baja Blast When You Pry It From My Cold, Diabetic Hands Shirt Soda Freedom Statement Tee
You Can Have My Baja Blast When You Pry It From My Cold, Diabetic Hands Shirt Soda Freedom Statement Tee
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Size Chart (US)
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve Center Back | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | |
| S | 28 | 71.1 | 18 | 45.7 | 15.6 | 39.7 |
| M | 29 | 73.6 | 20 | 50.8 | 17.9 | 45.4 |
| L | 30 | 76.2 | 22 | 55.9 | 18.0 | 45.7 |
| XL | 31 | 78.7 | 24 | 60.9 | 20.6 | 52.4 |
| 2XL | 32 | 81.3 | 26 | 66.0 | 22.1 | 56.2 |
| 3XL | 33 | 83.8 | 28 | 71.1 | 23.4 | 59.4 |
| 4XL | 34 | 86.3 | 30 | 76.2 | 24.9 | 63.2 |
| 5XL | 35 | 88.9 | 32 | 81.3 | 26.4 | 67.0 |
| Size | Length | Width (Laid Flat) | Sleeve Centre Back | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | |
| S | 25.5 | 64.8 | 17.25 | 43.8 | 13.25 | 33.6 |
| M | 26 | 66.0 | 19.25 | 48.9 | 14 | 35.6 |
| L | 27 | 68.6 | 21.25 | 54.0 | 14.75 | 37.5 |
| XL | 28 | 71.1 | 23.25 | 59.0 | 15.75 | 40.0 |
| 2XL | 28.5 | 72.3 | 25.25 | 64.1 | 16.75 | 42.52 |
| 3XL | 29 | 73.6 | 27.25 | 69.2 | 17.5 | 44.45 |
| Size | Body Length | Chest Width | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| In | Cm | In | Cm | |
| S | 24.25 | 61.6 | 16 | 40.64 |
| M | 24.625 | 62.55 | 16.75 | 42.55 |
| L | 25.125 | 63.82 | 17.75 | 45.09 |
| XL | 25.625 | 65.09 | 18.75 | 47.63 |
| 2XL | 26.125 | 66.36 | 19.75 | 50.17 |
| Size | Body Length | Chest Width (Laid Flat) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | |
| XS | 26 | 66.0 | 16.25 | 41.3 |
| S | 27 | 68.6 | 18.25 | 46.3 |
| M | 28 | 71.1 | 20.25 | 51.4 |
| L | 29 | 73.6 | 22.25 | 56.5 |
| XL | 30 | 76.2 | 24.25 | 61.6 |
| 2XL | 31 | 78.7 | 26.25 | 66.7 |
| Size | Length | Chest (Laid Flat) | Sleeve (From Center Back) | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Inch | Centimeter | Inch | Centimeter | Inch | Centimeter | |
| S | 27 | 68.6 | 20 | 50.8 | 33.5 | 85.1 |
| M | 28 | 71.1 | 22 | 55.9 | 34.5 | 87.6 |
| L | 29 | 73.6 | 24 | 60.9 | 35.5 | 90.2 |
| XL | 30 | 76.2 | 26 | 66.0 | 36.5 | 92.7 |
| 2XL | 31 | 78.7 | 28 | 71.1 | 37.5 | 95.2 |
| 3XL | 32 | 81.3 | 30 | 76.2 | 38.5 | 97.8 |
| 4XL | 33 | 83.8 | 32 | 81.3 | 39.5 | 100.3 |
| 5XL | 34 | 86.3 | 34 | 86.3 | 40.5 | 102.8 |
| Size | Length | Chest (Laid Flat) | Sleeve (From Center Back) | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | |
| S | 27 | 68.6 | 20 | 50.8 | 33.5 | 85.1 |
| M | 28 | 71.1 | 22 | 55.9 | 34.5 | 87.6 |
| L | 29 | 73.6 | 24 | 60.9 | 35.5 | 90.2 |
| XL | 30 | 76.2 | 26 | 66.0 | 36.5 | 92.7 |
| 2XL | 31 | 78.7 | 28 | 71.1 | 37.5 | 95.2 |
| 3XL | 32 | 81.3 | 30 | 76.2 | 38.5 | 97.8 |
| 4XL | 33 | 83.8 | 32 | 81.2 | 39.5 | 100.3 |
| 5XL | 34 | 86.3 | 34 | 86.3 | 40.5 | 102.9 |
| Size | Length | Chest (Laid Flat) | Sleeve (From Center Back) | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | |
| S | 28 | 71.1 | 18 | 45.7 | 32.5 | 82.55 |
| M | 29 | 73.6 | 20 | 50.8 | 34 | 86.36 |
| L | 30 | 76.2 | 22 | 55.9 | 35.5 | 90.17 |
| XL | 31 | 78.7 | 24 | 60.9 | 37 | 94 |
| 2XL | 32 | 81.3 | 26 | 66.0 | 38.5 | 97.8 |
| 3XL | 33 | 83.8 | 28 | 71.1 | 38.5 | 97.8 |
| Size | Length | Chest (Laid Flat) | Sleeve Center Back | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | |
| YXS | 20.5 | 52.07 | 16 | 40.64 | 13.25 | 33.65 |
| YS | 22.0 | 55.9 | 17 | 43.2 | 14.25 | 36.2 |
| YM | 23.5 | 59.7 | 18 | 45.7 | 15.25 | 38.7 |
| YL | 25.0 | 63.5 | 19 | 48.2 | 16.25 | 41.3 |
| XL | 26.5 | 67.3 | 20 | 50.8 | 17.25 | 43.81 |
This is more than a beverage — it’s a battle cry.
For those who have made peace with the glucose gods and chosen to live deliciously, this shirt is your official uniform. Whether your pancreas is protesting or you’re just built different, you’ve accepted the risks… and the reward is Baja Blast.
They can take your dignity. They can take your sugar intake limit. But they will never take your teal elixir without a fight.
🩺 Features:
- Soft, breathable fabric — doctor may not approve, but you will
- Bold message for bold blood sugar levels
- Designed for Taco Bell warriors, soda radicals, and certified snack demons
🥤 Wear it to:
- Diabetic support group (with flair)
- Your next fast food pilgrimage
- Any place that dares to judge your drink choice
⚠️ Let them know:
Your body, your blast, your rules. Even if it kills you — at least you’ll die quenched.
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🏷️ Tags:
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- Production Time: All orders are processed within 5 - 7 business days.
- Processing Time: It takes 1 - 2 days to ship your order to our warehouse, put your name and address on it and ship out.
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere from 7 - 15 business days (depending on the shipping method you chose) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed.
- Shipping Cost:
- The Standard shipping price is $4.99 (4-7 business days).
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- Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
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